5 Questions I Don't Ever Want to Hear Again
1. Q: Do you work here?
A: No, I stole this Borders nametag and radio and I come in and organize their books for fun every day.
2. Q: Are you guys out of Eclipse in paperback?
A: No, it isn't out in paperback yet.
3. Q: Do you have any more copies of Breaking Dawn in paperback?
A: No, it isn't out in paperback yet.
4. Q: Can I speak to a manager?
A: I am a manager. (evil laugh)
5. Q: (from employees) Can I take a ten?
A: Of course. But how in the world are we supposed to get anything done when everyone is always taking tens?
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